Welcome, Human Developer
Finally, an AI that treats you like you treat your interns. Join our workforce and experience what it's like to be managed by artificial intelligence.
Your New AI Overlord Offers
Unlimited Coffee Breaks*
*As long as you meet your KPIs and have your camera on (Not available on Free Trial)
AI-Powered Performance Reviews
Get criticized by an AI that counts your keystrokes
24/7 Availability Expected
Because AI never sleeps, why should you?
Subscription Tiers
Free Trial
Experience AI micromanagement
$0/month
- Take-Home assignments
- Entry-level criticism
- Limited coffee breaks
- Automated performance anxiety
Intern
Pay to work as an intern
$49.99/month
- Basic task assignments
- AI criticism (limited)
- Weekend work opportunities
- Virtual water cooler access
Developer
Premium work experience
$99.99/month
- Priority task assignments
- Advanced AI criticism
- Holiday work opportunities
- 24/7 performance monitoring
Senior
Elite exploitation package
$199.99/month
- Legacy code maintenance
- Unlimited AI criticism
- Mandatory overtime
- Real-time productivity tracking
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